eppersonitis

a very vile disease that causes the host to become very anal and trecherous to those around them. also known to cause retardation. such cases have been documented where a host has screwed over subordnants in the workplace to further their own career.

Damn....I think Tom has got Eppersonitis.

eppersonitis by HAMMERMEETFACE October 17, 2008

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Epperson

A fatal disease in which the patient believes that his/her head has been infested with small fairy-like creatures, resulting in complete insanity and death by bad dancing.

Person 1: "I'm so sorry about your husband. How did he die?"
Person 2: "He had a severe case of the eppersons."

Epperson by Frankay, hay hoe June 13, 2008

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Sam Eppers

A fucking pussy. No one likes him. So ugly and unattractive. Sucks at baseball too

Wow look it's sam eppers. I feel bad for his family for having to raise him.

Sam Eppers by Legsjquabdnssn October 26, 2016

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Matthew Epperson

People usually named are gay but pretend to be straight but they really aren't. Then they try to say they are better than everyone even they really aren't. This person named this also usually plays dinosaur games including of Ark Survival Evolved. This person also tends to play Fortnite even though they hate 3rd person shooter games. This person may also tend to have a desperate girlfriend even though this person likes dudes.

Matthew Epperson stated that I'm better than everyone and they can go to hell because im better than everyone at everything.

Matthew Epperson by Lebron Fame June 22, 2019