1 definition by Frankay, hay hoe

A fatal disease in which the patient believes that his/her head has been infested with small fairy-like creatures, resulting in complete insanity and death by bad dancing.
Person 1: "I'm so sorry about your husband. How did he die?"
Person 2: "He had a severe case of the eppersons."
by Frankay, hay hoe June 13, 2008
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