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Egg Beater

Multiple bean dips done in a consecutive manner at high velocity. One or two hands may be used to accomplish this task.
"Carl bean dipped me 4 times when I my shirt was off!" -Silky Johnson

"Dude that's an egg beater, I'm so sorry" -Phyuk Yu
Egg Beater by Phyuk Yu October 25, 2010

egg beater

A implement used for a horrific level of sodomisation, characteristically used by a person of authority to chastigate someone of poor discipline. Typically electric unless brute force is used
I'm nervous about facing the exclusion board. What if one of them bends me over and fucks me with an egg beater?
egg beater by Jeremy Kindler November 9, 2006

Egg Beater

When a woman has an abundance of cervical mucous, flings it on her husband's face and testicles, and he licks it off.
I am ovulating and want to give you an egg beater!
Egg Beater by The Popesicle February 17, 2008

egg beater

The process by which a man ejaculates onto a woman and then proceeds to stir it with his penis.
After I splooged on Jane,I gave her an egg beater.
egg beater by jizzcock May 14, 2003

Egg Beater

A person who excessively masterbates.
Shannon is such an Egg Beater. He spanks his monkey everyday in drew hall watching Tip Drill.
Egg Beater by paul March 14, 2004

egg beater

when 2 people lay down next to another person and start rolling in opposite directions, keeping the other person in between them as they "beat the egg"
do you want to be the egg to our egg beater?
egg beater by marty and ginger December 10, 2011