Guy 1: Dude, why are your boxers red in the front, but white everywhere else.
Guy 2: Those are the same boxers I wore when I got that Edward Scissorhandjob.
A film about a man who had his hands chopped off and the made new ones out of scissors.
He's like the nice version of Freddy Krueger played by johnny depp but both his hands are different than most peoples if you get what i mean.
The Girl-"Edward! FINGER ME! NOW!"
Edward-"But...."
The Girl-"NOW DAMN IT!"
Edward-"Ok"
The Girl-" OWWWWW! My fadge is bleeding out from in!"
Edward-"I told you"