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Edward Scissorhandjob 

A handjob that could be outdone by even Edward Scissorhands himself. A destructive atrocity of a basic sexual maneuver.
Guy 1: Dude, why are your boxers red in the front, but white everywhere else.
Guy 2: Those are the same boxers I wore when I got that Edward Scissorhandjob.

edward scissorhanded 

When your Latino lover refues to trim his fingernails, and uses his sharp claws to finger his woman.
I started bleeding after Jose edward scissorhanded me in the back of the gardening truck.

edward scissor hands 

edward scissor hands is when a girl chafe's you on a hand job
In 7th grade this girl had the worst edward scissor hands

Edward Scissor Hands 

(v)To trim the pubic region.
I pulled her panties off and it was jungle down their. I whipped out the trimmers and "Edward Scissor Hands" that bitch!
Edward Scissor Hands by Fatwalrus October 5, 2006

edward scissor hands 

A film about a man who had his hands chopped off and the made new ones out of scissors.
He's like the nice version of Freddy Krueger played by johnny depp but both his hands are different than most peoples if you get what i mean.
The Girl-"Edward! FINGER ME! NOW!"
Edward-"But...."
The Girl-"NOW DAMN IT!"
Edward-"Ok"
The Girl-" OWWWWW! My fadge is bleeding out from in!"
Edward-"I told you"
edward scissor hands by GirlSkater February 23, 2004

Edward Scissor Hands 

The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors
I heard Molly and her boyfriend tried to do Edward scissor hands and she ended up in the hospital.