Dale Earnhardt 

the gretest, most talanted driver ever to get behind the wheel of a car in the history of cars and racing. Drove the black number 3 Goodwrench Chevrolet for Richard Childress Racing. Known as "The Intimidator" for his agressive apperance and driving style. One of only 2 NASCAR drivers in history to win 7 NASCAR winston/nextel cup championships, the other being Richard Petty. Dale was the definitive american badass. In February 2001, his life was tragically ended early by a fatal crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500.

All you fuckers writing disrespectful definitions about Dale Earnhardt should get a fucking life. You wont ever be as sucessful in anything as Earnhardt was at everything in life.

Dale Earnhardt by 3earnhardtforever3 August 19, 2007

Dirty Earnhardt 

Similar to the dirty sanchez. Upon completion of intercourse (usually doggy style) the "man" in the relationship, after getting three good poo fingers, swipes the woman's face from the upper lip to the top of the forehead, with one "racing stripe" over the nose, and one over each eye, to create the effect of race car pinstripes.

With mad shifting from his gear stick, and a well lubricated engine, he won the race, and for the victory lap, he gave her a dirty earnhardt.

Dirty Earnhardt by Dale jr. June 14, 2004

Dale Earnhardt Jr

The son of the redneck god, Dale Earnhardt Sr.. He does burnouts for our sins on Sundays.

"ALL HAIL DALE EARNHARDT JR!"

Dale Earnhardt Jr by the_spark_gamer March 30, 2015

Dale earnhardt a ho 

to lift a girl up mid sex and throw her against a wall. more points than "supermaning" and double points for going down stairs/through large windows.

Maria was pissed when Jason decided to Dale Earnhardt a ho and his friend mark decided to open the door sending maria down a flight of stairs and out the front door.

Dale earnhardt a ho by Paullie Freakin Walnuts November 9, 2009

The Earnhardt 

Verb:
The Earnhardt is a sexual tactic that involves the tight rolling-up of a Dale Earnhardt souvenier T-Shirt, inserting one end into a woman's vagina and the other into her rectum, in equal proportions. Once completely inserted at both ends, so that only a fraction of shirt is showing from vagina to anus, the exposed fabric is pinched and held tightly. The woman is then instructed to lay flat on the carpet, legs wide open and pull herself forward. As she does this, she slowly removes the shirt from within her as it is being firmly held and eventually brings herself to climax.

A derivative of this is "The Angry Earnhardt" where after removal, the other party proceeds to whip the woman's back with the vaginal secretion and fecal matter soaked t-shirt.

After the Daytona 500 I took MaryBeth-Anne to the trailer and gave her an The Earnhardt. She lurved it.

The Earnhardt by ArsenalArmada February 15, 2008

Dale Earnhardt 

The greatest NASCAR driver!! I agree that the people are idiots who put disrespectful defenitions here. Even if you didnt like him, or didnt like NASCAR, at least respect his death.

Dale Earnhardt was the best NASCAR driver, and should be respected!!

Dale Earnhardt by Emily March 10, 2005

Dale Earnhardt 

THE BEST! EVER!
Dale Earnhardt is the king of NASCAR!
A legend, whether living or dead!
The only driver who comes close to his potential
as a NASCAR driver is his son Dale Jr.!

And to all of you who feel that you have to insult him clearly are doing it because you wish that people would laugh at your definitions and respect you... But wait! No one's laughing but you! Interesting huh? Show respect for the Hero, The Intimidator! Now immortalized because of his tragic death! He has inspired millions! He lives on through all those who wish to continue his legacy, and especially his son, Dale Jr.!

Dale Earnhardt, father, intimidator, driver, friend.

We remember you Dale E.!

Dale Earnhardt by Dale is the best! July 1, 2006