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Doorbell 

Becky squirted last night when I rang her doorbell.
Doorbell by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

satan’s doorbell 

“I can’t believe he tried to ring satan’s doorbell last night while we were studying!”
“what a godless whore!!”

kentucky doorbell 

To drive up to someone's house or apartment and proceed to honk the horn until they come out, rather than going to all the trouble of exiting the vehicle and going to the door.
Cletus across the street had a friend that would ring the Kentucky doorbell each morning at 5:00 am. I say "had" because me and my tire iron had a little chat with him.

Guido doorbell 

Guidos, frequently too self important to actually get out of their cars, or even call someone when in front of the house, beep their horns to let the person inside know they have arrived. Perhaps they are under the assumption that everyone else on the block is deaf, or wants a good look at their all around dark tinted windows on a white BMW.
I wish that Dickhole would stop ringing the guido doorbell and just use his phone.
Guido doorbell by Jan Warren January 24, 2008
A severe state of anxiety. To have doombelly is to feel impending doom manifested as unease and discomfort in the stomach.
“I am completely unprepared for this client presentation. I have total doombelly right now.”
doombelly by Dr. Cheeseburger February 6, 2009

Brooklyn doorbell 

To stand in front an apartment building yelling an occupant's name until they come to the window.
The bell in Jimmy's lobby is broken, so we'll have to use the Brooklyn doorbell:

"YO, JIIIMMMMMMAAAAYYYYY!!!!!"
Brooklyn doorbell by Ixkorr Oxkarr January 25, 2003