Fuck Donkey's 

This term is spoken with emphasis and loudly, as a result of an incident.

Whereby you've accidentally hurt yourself, had an error in your judgement or stubbed your toe.

Hahahaha, Why did I place that container with the plastic lid in the oven?! Fuck Donkey's now I have melted plastic all over my food!

Fuck Donkey's by Vanessa Mars November 19, 2019

fuck face donkey

fuck face is just a dumbass or an ugly person who looks like their face has been fucked. and donkey = ass. so it's like being a chump. so it's a triple threat to not only be ugly, but to be stupid and pussy too.

ayyo, tell ____ he's a fuck face donkey for not comin out with us last night.

fuck face donkey by ShanGEntz August 17, 2006

Fuck Faced Donkey

A person that is very annoying and has weird facial features

"Did you see her that fuck faced donkey"

Fuck Faced Donkey by ThatPotatoAsh February 28, 2017

Fuck A Donkey 

To put something together without knowing what you are doing; slap together haphazardly.

I had to fuck a donkey through that report - I had no idea what to do!

Fuck A Donkey by tattoodi December 15, 2012

..You fuck one donkey! 

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

..You fuck one donkey! by penisshakes October 9, 2024

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey 

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.

Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey by penisshakes December 8, 2023

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey 

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey by hezza08 February 23, 2009