Freakin Dirigible Share definition Flag The equivalent of a bitch, or dumbass. Used in JROTC class when you can't swear in front of Col. Me: Oh my God. You're so stupid, you freakin dirigible! Freakin Dirigible by Storiii June 7, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the Freakin Dirigible mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch