While doing a girl from behind, right before blowing your load, pull out and finish in your hands. Then grab her stomach and smear it around her waist like a championship belt. Because, well, she earned it.

Austin: Did I just see that girl leave your room with a sticky stomach?

Ogewu: Yea, I gave her the discount double check.

Austin: Cool bro! *high five*

Ogewu: I haven't washed my hands yet.

Discount Double Check by IsiMan85 December 29, 2011

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What bubs rides in on to the delight of all his lady fans.

discount alligator by Gar-howl July 16, 2003

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Nite Owl's secret basement, where he keeps his superhero suit, owl-shaped flying machine and other superhero shit.
oh, and basement has A SECRET EXIT TO THE CITY!

P1: Dude, did you see "watchmen"
P2: Sure yeah, bro
P1: Who'd you like the most?
P2: Guy with discount batcave
P1: You mean the batman copycat, the nite owl?

P2: sure thing bro.

Discount Batcave by bitch in the bat family March 14, 2019

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When you are with your friends in a restaurant and it is always that friend, who mentions if they have discount for students, although he is no longer a student.

Waitress: Would you like something to drink?
Jimmy: Excuse me, do you have discount for students ?
Everyone: Not again Jimmy, you complete your student years long time ago.
Jimmy: Still I am student in the school of life... So please....

discount for students by DiscountBaby April 8, 2022

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