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oh snap, that's my kid's diaper money

Uttered loudly over a game of t-low, used to express the anguish and loss felt by an illegitimate inner-city father over the loss of his child's diaper funds to gambling or drugs. To be said with an urban accent. See hey, that's my cell phone
When Kyle saw that he had lost his two dollars, he jumped up and screamed "oh snap, niggah, that's my kid's diaper money!"
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Schrodinger's Dealer 

When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"
Joey is such a Schrodinger's Dealer, like who does he think he's fooling?

need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!
If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!

diaper sniffer 

A word defined by George Carlin. Its a special kind of bullshit that has taken hold in this country for the last 30-40 years. Something that could be called child worship. Its this excessive devotion to children. I'm talking about today's professional parents. These obsessive DIAPER SNIFFERS!!! Who are over scheduling and over managing their children and robbing them of their childhood.
diaper sniffer by tatomuck1 October 18, 2008

diaper stacker 

A soft plastic or cloth bag shaped nursery item equipped with a clothes hanger, used for storing babies diapers in. Diaper stackers are most often gingham in design and colour.
Two large diaper stackers were hung up inside the closet of the baby's room.

In our house I used two diaper stackers, one for cloth diapers, and the other for rubber pants.

The mother I used to babysit for kept all of her children's cloth diapers neatly folded, and in a yellow vinyl diaper stacker.

Diaper service

Traditionally, diaper service is a service that provides all of the laundering needs and care of baby cloth diapers used in ones home, for a weekly or monthly fee.

Diaper service is a business that dedicates itself to picking up wet and soiled cloth diapers from surrounding households in it's service area, then once all of the diapers are picked up, the diapers are brought back to a commercial or private facility or setting, and laundered in accordance to strict diaper service guidelines, policies, rules, and regulations.

Diaper service diapers are frequently tested for proper PH balance to help prevent diaper rash, and are thoroughly cleaned, disinfected, and 100% sanitized once serviced. Once the laundering and care process is complete, the freshly laundered diapers are folded, stacked, and delivered back to all of the households were the diapers originally came from, allowing the parents to reuse the diapers once again with confidence.

Diaper service eliminates the need for all of the rinsing, dunking, swishing, soaking, washing, and drying so many of us associate with the use of reusable home-laundered baby cloth diapers.

Diaper service, a service that provides busy mothers with an alternative to traditional home-laundered diaper washing and drying.
Mrs Smith carried the diaper pail out to the back porch of the house quickly, in preparation of the diaper service delivery truck stopping by.

Poopy Diaper Sandwich 

A sandwich comprised of a diaper full of excrement
or
A sandwich that tastes absolutely awful
or
Rogue poop sandwiched in-between ones butt cheeks
I just farted and pretty sure I have a poopy diaper sandwich