nature deficit disorder 

nature deficit disorder is an actual disease people get when they don't interact with nature. It is getting quite common because people aren't leaving their concrete lives.

The cure for N.D.D. or nature deficit disorder, is to take a walk through the forest or along the beach without listening to your iPod, texting, or browsing fbook, instead listen to the waves or smell that lovely tree scent.

A lot of children with nature deficit disorder are getting mental problems. Seriously just go to the nearest forest asap.

nature deficit disorder by ntorianne September 25, 2010

Pension Deficit Disorder 

When people around you start to retire and you come to the awful realization that, despite a lifetime of working you have no money saved and no plan for your financial future other than work. In other words, the closest thing to retirement in your future is death.

"Honey, we won't be relocating to North Carolina after retirement next year. I've been diagnosed with a pension deficit disorder, and I'll be working until I die instead. Maybe you can relocate after you collect my life insurance payout..."

Pension Deficit Disorder by TKD nurse March 26, 2017

Gamer Attention Deficit 

A temporary attentiveness of the brain to the outside world when engaged in intense gameplay. Usually the victim uses easy quick words to get the person thats talking to them away faster.. Also very dramatic when the an event occurs (i.e. winning or losing)

Friend 1: Yo man im usin your bathroom
Friend 2: Dont even bother talking to him.. he is gamer attention deficit.
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Wheres the toilett paper?
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Nevermind, found it
Gamer: FUCK YEAH!

Gamer Attention Deficit by Jesse Verbiski October 27, 2007

budget deficit 

When the governing body of any type of business of government has less money than is needed by a rather substantial amount.

We have a budget deficit. Oh arse biscuits.

budget deficit by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

severe appearance Deficit

Ugly

George Carlin: they’re starting to call ugly people those with severe appearance deficits

severe appearance Deficit by Bigsmoke597 February 11, 2019

center of attention deficit disorder 

Center of Attention Deficit Disorder (COADD) is defined as a personality disorder characterized by a constant desire to be noticed, acknowledged, needed or appreciated by the people in your immediate proximity.

Person One: Did you see they way Bobby was wearing his pants inside out last night?
Person Two: Did you hear him telling everybody where he is spending the summer?
Person Three: His Center of Attention Deficit Disorder is out of control.

center of attention deficit disorder by bornonthebrink August 24, 2009

fiscal deficit 

the gap between revenues and expenditures for a government (over a given period of time); often referred to as an internal deficit or public deficit.
The public deficit accumulates over each time period (usually a year) into what is known as the public debt.

According to Keynesian and Neo-Keynesian economic theory, fiscal deficits are usually the most effective tool for stimulating economic activity; the actual choice of how the money is spent is less important.

In the USA, most states are not allowed to run fiscal deficits. In other federal republics, such as India and Argentina, they are allowed and frequently account for much of those countries' internal deficits.

fiscal deficit by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009