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National Perfect Wife Day 

October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to
oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!

National Pregnant Wife Day 

A day dedicated to the woman who puts up with all her husband's shenanigans. A woman who, although tired as fuck, still cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids and her crazy husband. A day to shower her with love and take her to the movies to see "The Unbreakable Boy"
"Hey man let's go hang out!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"

National Pay Your Wife Day 

Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.
Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.

National Fuck Your Wife Day 

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!

National Beat Your Wife Day 

December 26th is declared as national beat your wife day
"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"

"isn't that national beat your wife day?"

National show off your wife day 

The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is

Post your wife
Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!