One of the COOLEST and RAREST last names to exist. If you have this last name you should be proud to be a Curiel. Some of the sexiest Curiel's live in California.
The result of a failed rape. The would-be rapist is enticed into oral sex, at which point the victim promptly severs the penis, with her (or his, whatever) teeth. Thus bitten the fuck off, the penis is stewed with curry, and assorted vegetables of your choosing. Sharing with the attacker is optional, but hilarious.
The new way of getting food on a Saturday night during the Covid pandemic. Restaurant restrictions cause restaurants to leave food curbside, have people limitations inside, and put up tents in a parking lot so people can get their grub on outside.
"Hey hun let's get some Cheng Du tonight."
"Oh are they fully open now?"
"Nah they still be Curbinout let's call ahead and grab it curbside."