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sexy cupid 

1. An extreme hot person.

2. Someone appealing to participate with in sexual intercourse.

3. A sex position in which the male is suspended in the air and the female has to repeatedly jump in the air to finish him.
1. Wow that look at that sexy cupid.

2. I'd like to have some of that sexy cupid!

3. Me and this dude had a wild ride doing the sexy cupid last night!
sexy cupid by The Sexy Cupid January 9, 2017
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Caped Gweirdo

Formally, a caped gweirdo is a complex mythical term but can be used as an insult. In its more common usage, it specifically implies that someone is beyond weird, physically aggressive, and dresses themselves in strange attire to intimidate. The term can also just mean mean or aggressive over small things. The plural is caped gweirdoz not caped gweirdos.
Caped Gweirdo by dr.gweirdo December 4, 2019
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Cupertino Alliance 

The best micronational organization does more and more active than the Grand Unified Micronational.
It is sort of funny how there's a growing view that the Grand Unified Micronational is unprofessional, and now all Grand Unified Micronational candidates suddenly want to hold talks with the Cupertino Alliance.

cupertino high school

Referred to as Tino. Rivals are Monta Vista High School and Lynbrook. Not rated as high as the other 2 academically, but is definitely better all-around. They play MV every year in the helmet game to determine the shittier football team. Has somewhat lower concentration of asians, less competitive and sheltered, and more diverse in that it has more non-asian people than MV and lynbrook. Kids still live for grades and snakes will backstab you to get into a better college.

Fed from 2 middle schools, Lawson(Cupertino) and Hyde(SJ/Santa Clara), both very different. Football is dominated by Hyde kids while the hard AP classes are dominated by Lawson kids. Walk into a AP Calc BC or AP Physics class, and you can count the number of white/hispanic kids w/ 1 finger.

Types of people:
1) Smart, nerdy kids who study and get mostly A's and generally do STEM
2) Few insane geniuses who've been coding since 2nd grade and make things that are supposed to solve cancer and you know they're going to Stanford
3) Asian posers who go around like they're fuckbois and hot shit, but are actually soft af
4) Dumb football players and stoners and the ratchet/thotty girls
5) Fobby ELD kids who can barely speak English
6) The rest (very few left)

It's got the most happening around it, being 2 blocks away from the new Apple HQ and Main St is the hangout spot. Most kids have nothing better to do than study, play video games, get boba, and smoke weed and go to Donut Wheel.
Cupertino high school kid 1: What are you doing this weekend bro?
Tino kid 2: Nothing much, just have to study for my 5 AP classes and play LoL with my friend. You?
Kid 1: That's lit. We might to go to Portal Park to smoke up then hit Donut Wheel.

Kid 2: Do you think joining Key Club will help me get into Stanford?
Kid 1: Only if you get President bro. But you are only taking 5 APs, you need at least 7 more if you want a chance...

Cupid Dick 

When you dick down a girl so good it makes her fall inlove with you.
Kenny : "Aye dude ever since i started fucking her she wont get off my sack and keeps hitting me up." Alex : "Eeeeeee you got that cupid dick my boi."
Cupid Dick by Brawski94 June 10, 2019

cupid stunt 

First letters interchanged of "stupid cunt." While the phenomenon of accidentally interchanging the first letters of adjoining words is not uncommon, use of cupid stunt is generally intentional and merely a way of euphemizing or masking an extremely offensive epithet.
Hey Dickie Roberts, you must be nucking futz you cupid stunt!
cupid stunt by Plebescite November 13, 2003

Cupertino Clapchat 

A modern-day, Gen-Z sex maneuver in which one person is clapping their partners’ cheeks (doggy-style) while simultaneously FaceTiming said partner. In this manner the partner who is doing the clapping can view the other’s face and the partner getting clapped is able to view themself getting clapped by the other.
Joe: Yo Nathan, did you get with that girl last night?
Nathan: Yeah bro, we tried out the Cupertino Clapchat.

Brandon: No way! I’ve always wanted to try that.

Sophia: *returns from Nathan’s house*
Katie: How was it?
Sophia: It was just an out of body experience.
Cupertino Clapchat by ppboi1020 January 26, 2021