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cup o' noodles 

A Cup O' Noodles occurs when doggy style sex is going down and the male pulls out his penis and cums in his cupped hand. once his female coutnerpart turns around to see why the fun has stopped, the 'cupped' hand of semen is tossed in her face.

It is appropriate for the male to then scream 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!'
Tom was enjoying some back door action with Sally. Prior to climax, Tom decided Sally's snooty attitude at the bar and the amount of time it took to bed her called for a sturdy 'cup o' Noodles.'

Taking great care and positioning his hand just right, Thomas released his member from her love muff, held onto the bedside table for support and awaited Sally's head to turn.
'What's up baby, why'd u...'
With a flash and a flick of the wrist, 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!,' Tom Exclaims.

Sally did not return Tom's calls until later that month.
cup o' noodles by DonKnuckles August 2, 2012
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Cup Of Noodles 

An act of masturbation. (Male or Female)
Girlfriend: If you're good I'll give you a Cup of Noodles.
Boyfriend: Shit, I can make that myself!
Cup Of Noodles by LB Theatre December 15, 2008

Cup of noodles 

Clean white spit with poop
“I like noodles”, cup of noodles”.
Cup of noodles by CupOfLiop October 8, 2020

Beat that Cup Noodle 

1. Yo I'm a beat that cup noodle like a mutha fucka.

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noodle cup 

When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.
Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."

Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"

Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."
noodle cup by LS oki February 13, 2014

Noodle Cup 

When a woman inserts many cooked-warm noodles into her cooked noodles into her vagina and then proceeds to forward-cowgirl facesit her man or woman or other gender SO. This SO then begins to slurp up her pussy juices and the noodles all at once making for a delicious feast.
girl 1: “hey what did you do last night
girl 2: “not much bra I was busy noodle cupping my man”
Noodle Cup by FakSexySaxMan June 8, 2018