A Cunt Lord is somebody, male or female, who has a lot of sex with women but who also undeniably possesses Sith-like abilities, particularly in bed, therefore making him/her really awesome to have sex with but also extremely powerful and dangerous.

Justine: "Hey, see that guy over there? He's hot, I totally want to fuck him."

Jocelyn: "Ooh, be careful Lisa. I heard that he's a Cunt Lord."

Justine: "A CUNT LORD?!?!?!?"

Cunt Lord by DIRE WOLF September 24, 2011

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cunt lord

A cunt lord is someone who has spent an exorbitant amount of time interacting with or having dealings with people who are cunts, and subsequently possesses expert skills in how best to address/manage/deal with a cunt of a person.
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you'll have to leave it to cunt lord to deal with these cunts,
i can't believe how much of a cunt they are, they need management by a supreme cunt lord

cunt lord by OGsktlrd April 20, 2019

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metric cuntload

A unit of measurement denoting the generic amount of something. The metric cuntload is commonly used in non-American countries such a Canada, that use the the metric system. A metric cuntload is slightly larger than an imperial cuntload.

Mang, I picked a metric cuntload of apples today! Let's make some cider!

metric cuntload by GLaz May 4, 2020

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