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Panty Cruster 

The art of sniffing the crotch of a pair of panties taken from the dirty clothes hamper, jerking of and cumming in the crotch of them. Primarily means rooting through the dresser drawer of a womans clean panties, jerking off on the crotch and then folding them back up and putting them back.
I was at my buddies house at a party and they werent paying attention. His old ladies a pretty hot broad. I went int thier room and opened her dresser drawer, snagged a sweet looking pair of thongs and hit the bathroom. They were clean so I was a Panty Cruster and put them back. I wonder if she ever noticed before she put them on.
A person who is 'crushing' on someone - When a person is attracted to a special someone, the person is known as their crushie.
e.g -
Person 1 - Have you heard?
Person 2 - What??!
Person 1 - Betty is Alex's crushie!!
Crushie by TheOreoLermaniac February 18, 2015

crushiecakes 

A word used to call your crush , partner or fiance in a slight cringe but sweet way.
Hello crushiecakes , have you eaten yet? Love you!

Urban Crusier 

One of many forms of a peado. They can be identified by their large dark green trench coat, their huge black combat boots. They often wear a large white stetson hat with the rim just about covering their eyes. They wear a pair of tiny childrens sunglasses that are so small that they only cover the iris in their eye. They walk down the streets with their legs squatting very low and their torso leant back almost horizontally, they dangle their arms down and make a distinctive 'mmm' noise when they get close to a kiddy. They can be seen often at fences of primary schools.
The monks rang the church bells to warn the kids of the impending urban crusier
Urban Crusier by Pr0zac 4 life February 5, 2013

coot crusties 

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking
i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!
coot crusties by goochiebunga February 20, 2011