crackin open a cold one with the boys

The ancient ritual of opening an ice cold beer with the boys. One of the most important moments of a boys life.

Sorry honey Saturday's are for crackin open a cold one with the boys

by 420yourmom May 30, 2017

cracking hips

Similar to rubbing elbows, cracking hips means hanging out in a casual way with people you are friends with or know.

Ellen and I were just cracking hips the other day when I was in the office; it was so much fun.

by csg19 February 28, 2020

flap cracking

The act of pouring pancake batter down your butt crack, heating up a curling iron and sticking it between your buttchecks to make flapjacks.

My wife and I did some flap cracking last night. It was sexy and delicious.

I can't get off anymore unless we do some flap cracking beforehand.

by borc June 19, 2021

Cracking Ass

When a person comes over, lays down a big fart and leaves, telling the others he will be back.

Dan and I were talking to a customer when Jim came over and decided that Cracking Ass was a good idea.

by joefromsc March 12, 2009

cracking plur

A cracking plur is an amazing football with real skills.

Wow Cristiano Ronaldo is an absolute cracking plur

by Hugo sniffer July 31, 2017

cracking me up

Making me laugh

You are cracking me up!

by bradk October 1, 2013

cackling hens

When a group (or pair) of visually and vocally reprehensible women (if you can call them that) get together and complain or rather bitch to each other about their meaningless daily lives. They manage to do this at a decible level in which all humans and animals can hear the conversation within a 1 mile radius. This annoying 'cackling' could even wake a Snorlax.

Hen 1: ... oh and let me tell you that i absolutely hated the service there

Hen 2: interrupts girl stop, I got tell you about this place that ruined my lasagna...

Hen 1 & 2: together cackle cackle cackle cackle CACKLE!!! then laugh together annoyingly CCACACACACACACACKLE!!!

Dude Trying to Sleep: Aww fuck. Its those dam Cackling Hens bitching early again and waking my ass up on my day off... kill me now please

by KilsonStreet September 11, 2013