correctile dysfunction 

When a woman says a thing in a meeting and the conversation continues without acknowledging it. Minutes later a man makes The Very Important Original Contribution of saying the exact same thing.

My male coworker has the worst case of correctile dysfunction; any time a woman has a good idea in a meeting, he comes up with the same thing and acts as if he thought of it all by himself.

correctile dysfunction by Dr. Jo January 13, 2019

correctaur 

correctaur or correctasaurus is what you are if you like to correct people because you want to prove that you are always right (correcter mixed with a dinosaur)

friend; 2-2=-1
you; no its 0
friend; why are you such a correctaur all the time...

correctaur by corretasuarus December 20, 2009

correctall dysfunction 

A condition where an individual constantly corrects everyone for even the slightest errors (such as a FB post word spelling or how your roommate/partner stacks the dishes) .

I wish they had a pill to cure my boyfriend's correctall dysfunction.

correctall dysfunction by ShellyJohn January 28, 2016

Correctum 

When you get a right answer by pulling the answer out of your ass.

I had no idea what the answer was so I made a wild-assed guess and it was right . . . Correctum!

Correctum by Shutterbugdw May 1, 2010

Correctile Disfunction 

Synonym for “Man-Splaining” created by @mizzmel2 on TikTok

Random CisHet Male: Explaining childbirth to a women “it’s not that bad”

Woman: Someone suffers from Correctile Disfunction

Correctile Disfunction by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021

Correctile Dysfunction 

Synonym for “Man-Splaining” created by @mizzmel2 on TikTok
Also can be spelled correctile disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)

1. Random CisHet Male: Explaining childbirth to a women “it’s not that bad”
Woman: Someone suffers from Correctile Disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)

2. Female PHD: *explains her research topic of interest*

Non expert man: "Well actually I have heard..."
Observer: "Somebody suffers from correctile dysfunction"

Correctile Dysfunction by Expert in mansplaining April 16, 2021

Auto Correctile Dysfunction 

When you're trying to chat up a girl via tinder and Apple's auto correct changes a word that kills your chancesat getting laid. DOn't feel bad. It happens to everyone at some point.

Brett: Did you manage to hook up with that girl on tinder yet?
Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me.
Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction
Randy: Fucking Apple!!!!

Auto Correctile Dysfunction by 000Brett000 April 19, 2018