conference depression 

Being extremely depressed after an awesome weekend at a youth and government conference. Withdrawal usually lasts a day or two depending on the conference. With Sacramento it's escpecially bad

Dude what's up with him
He just came back from Bob 2 and it was his last year, his conference depression is really bad
Dam that sucks

conference depression by norcalkid January 20, 2009

Conference Claw 

When a phoneclaw is made by using a White Claw spiked seltzer as a telephone and three or more really good friends answer your phoneclaw, thus creating the conference claw. The only way to end a conference claw is by chugging your White Claw.

I must've blacked out from one too many conference claws last night.

Conference Claw by TheDomFatherr August 12, 2019

Conference Room Circle Jerk

A conference room circle jerk is when many management consultants gather to express their intelligence (see clown posse) while not getting anything done. Although many individuals who engage in this behavior come from a fraternity background, a conference room circle jerk has the opposite rules of "soggy biscuit" in that the goal is not to climax early, but rather to hold back your "pearls of wisdom" until the end of the designated meeting end time. This makes you appear to be the smartest person in the room. The loser or the consumer of the "soggy biscuit" is the individual who is in the room not paying attention while attempting to complete actual work. This person is assigned any (usually asinine) action items from the meeting.

Paul: Wow, what a conference room circle jerk! We literally spent three hours of my life that I will never get back.

Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?

Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.

Conference Room Circle Jerk by B-MAG November 3, 2013

Conference Call 

On the toilet. Taking a poop.

Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm in a conference call and my boss is being a real asshole.

Conference Call by alexanderthegreat3324 October 15, 2007

Conference Roomed 

When a small group or bunk is called to the Matoaka conference room by an office staff or importnant counselor for doing something against the rules. Is looked at as getting in trouble, normally people don't leave the conference room very happy (unless its late at night and they just made coffee or bought a soda!). Coined by 14B by gettting in trouble too much.

Yeah and yesterday we got conference roomed for swinging from the rafters naked and being too loud.

Conference Roomed by Zoë RH January 8, 2009

Conference Bomb 

in business, when a client calls with the intent of having a conference call without prior notice. A true conference bomber will not divulge how many people are on their side of the call until they have connected with the person they wish to speak to.

Caller: "Yes, may I please speak to Christopher?"
Christopher: "This is Christopher, how can I help you?"
Caller: "This is Mary from IS support and I have Ted from accounting, Sherry from IT, Bob from networking, and our CEO on the line, we would like to discuss some issues that we are having..."
Christopher: "Damn I got Conference Bombed!"

Conference Bomb by ncn1976 July 9, 2010

Conference chill 

A laid-back conference call, so called because you spend most of it chilling.

Optimally the majority of the teleconference goes by with the phone muted, listening on speakerphone or headset while you lean back and sip whiskey.

"Yo dog, what's the pin for today's conference chill?"

"I didn't have anything going on Thursday afternoon, so I dialed into the conference chill and leaned back for a bit"

Conference chill by zchilled January 18, 2012