conflatulations 

Gaseous emissions offered in appreciation or praise, usually due to a significant accomplishment on the part of the conflatulationee. Emissions may proceed from any oriface. Adjective form "conflatulatory" is also valid.

The guys at the bar offered their sincere conflatulations to Edgar after he won the chili dog eating contest.

conflatulations by Ploxis May 13, 2005

Conjaculations 

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.

I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!

Conjaculations by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010

Confagulations 

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."

Confagulations by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

confuculation 

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.

I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!

confuculation by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015

Confabulator 

To constantly tell obvious lies. Can also be used to describe someone who talks shit. Will always deny being a confabulator

He was lying about going to the Laird Hotel. He was called out as being a confabulator which he obviously denied

Confabulator by Mikey308 January 17, 2020

Confribulation 

Confribulation is the confusion you have after being shroom tattooed.

Mrs. Robertson was feeling an extreme confribulation after she was shroom tattooed by mike and syl.

Confribulation by PALMIKE September 13, 2006

Conjugal Confabuflating 

Verb. The process by which sexually introverted computer geeks invent random words to define various bizarre sexual practises that they will never get to perform, simply to have them published in Urban Dictionary in the hope that they can mention them when playing MMORPGs.

As if u have ever made a strawberry shortcake, u r conjugal confabuflating. U r a cc-er

Conjugal Confabuflating by FiKriss December 17, 2009