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condomplating 

To think whether or not to wear a condom before sex.
Girl: So we're gonna practice safe sex right?
Guy: I'm condomplating.
condomplating by blackcatbone April 10, 2016

Condoming 

To tactfully use condoms in a non traditional manner, by unraveling them out, and placing them around someone's home, garden, work as a means of humor.
Damm, you guys must have been condoming forever. When I got home from work my room was littered with condoms.
Condoming by Sriracha Jo May 23, 2016

Condomplating 

The next step after contemplating coitous: raw or nah?
Effboy: “Yo I got her in the bedroom bro, I’m condomplating a rubber or nah”

Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it”

Effboy: “You right
Condomplating by Gthesavagebear October 13, 2017

condomplating 

The act of using a condom as a plate, or vice versa.
I was short on Plates, but i had a box of condoms so i started condomplating to make more
condomplating by Lotte Carmine June 10, 2011

Condabating 

Using a condom to masturbate. This is so you don't get "it" all over yourself. Best thing ever!
Dude, last night i was condabating.
Condabating by KidAwkward October 31, 2011

Condomplating 

Thinking about using a condom during sex
I was condomplating but then I decided to hit it raw
Condomplating by Henryicon January 7, 2021