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cock weasel 

Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.
That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.
cock weasel by Vaimaster7 February 19, 2020
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Cock weasel 

A guy that nuts in you and tries to be sneaky about it or guy that notoriously gets women pregnant.
That little cock weasel thought he was going to be slick and nut in me
Cock weasel by Whyme92 June 24, 2020

Cock weasel 

A chick who bounces up and down on the cock.

See also "cock weaseling"
Man, Rachel is really a cock weasel. She was riding it all night long....
Cock weasel by Tomcalct November 19, 2020

Cock Weasel 

A person, generally female, who knows their way around a cock.
Dude, I slept with Jessica last night and she was flexible like a damn cock weasel!
Cock Weasel by Coked Up Hamster December 3, 2020

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cock wessel by JJJHUNG October 7, 2021

clockweasel

In chess and other timed games, to 'clockweasel' is to hang on with an otherwise lame game in hope that the opponent's clock will expire and give you an ignoble victory. Common techniques of clockweaseling in chess include deliberately sacrificing pieces to cause the opponent to consume precious time in the sheer biomechanics of picking up your pieces.
Varoudi clockweaseled Kjerdorf out of a brilliant game at Weatherstone's. Varoudi started sacking with ten seconds left on Kjerdorf's clock and Kjerdorf fell for it.
clockweasel by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005

cockweasel 

A person who shares both the properties of a cock and a weasel, thus forming a nightmarish amalgamation of the two.
"He stole my box of guns!" -"The cockweasel!"
cockweasel by adolf hitler December 11, 2003