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chop shop 

(n.) A garage that specialises in buying hot (recently stolen) cars and disassembling them to sell the parts individually, where they are vitually untraceable. Many parts will find themselves in west Africa, where they are then sold across the internet witht he claim that they were taken from wrecks. Since the laws regarding reporting wrecks in this part of the world are somewhat obscure, and unco-operative witht he rest of the world, reclaiming the parts, even if you can prove it is yours is very difficult.
The convertable BMW 3.25 was stolen in the early hours of the morning and is probably in a chop shop by now.
chop shop by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

chop suey! 

A song by the band system of a down. it was originally going to be named suicide but was change the chop suey as in "suey"cide. It was declared inappropriate to be played on the radio after the 9/11 tragedy
... i don't think you trust in my self righteous suicide... - chop suey!
chop suey! by 7acob May 19, 2010

Chop Suey 

A cheap Canto-Chinese American dish widely sold in US, consists of stir fried bok choy seasoned with oyster sauce and other left over meats or vegetables. Is refered to as cheap and widely available MAK-90's sold in the US before the Clinton ban.

AK-47 assault rifle, or Chinese MAK-90 variants, a slang originated in California/Bay area for chinese made Kalashnikovs. Can be Norinco and Polytech AK's.

Chinese made SKS rifle, usually modified to load AK magazines or drums.
I grab my chop suey and unload the 30 round banana.

He popped the trunk and delivered the chop suey to the customer.
Chop Suey by TEH YEH December 28, 2005

Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad 

26-episode anime and ongoing manga about a boy in Japan (Koyuki) trying to make it big with his rock band. Follows the band's ups and downs and Koyuki's gradual rise to maturity as the series progresses. A unique and fairly well down series that makes numerous references to real world music and also has an amazing original soundtrack.
"The rock music in Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad is by far my favorite anime soundtrack ever."

Chop Suey 

The act of placing someone's face against your ass and ripping a filthy dirty fart.
"Are you practicing karate son?"
"Yeah dad"
"You wanna learn chop suey son?"
"What's that?"
*places head against rear and passes gas*
Chop Suey by Pillarsofdrear December 23, 2020

pork chop sandwiches 

An incredibly funny exclamation in an internet spoof of an old GI Joe cartoon.