cheese and crackers 

White people with a bad case of the dick cheese.

Bro look at them cheese and crackers!

cheese and crackers by TRK_01 October 30, 2021

Cheese and Crackers 

When you butt fuck a white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.

Person 1: man I just butt fucked this white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.
Person 2: damn a Cheese and Crackers I did that last week

Cheese and Crackers by Heavy Burden May 5, 2023

Cheese and Crackers 

When a bunch of white dudes (Crackers) sit in a circle while masturbating, and proceed to ejaculate on themselves.

My friend invited me over for Cheese and Crackers yesterday

Cheese and Crackers by BeefcakeFacrory45 April 7, 2024

cheese and crackers got all muddy 

"Acceptably appropriate" version of "Jesus Christ and God Almighty". Often used by those who are used to being among polite company (and are kind of a nerd).

6-year-old in tux: *stubs toe* "Cheese and crackers got all muddy!"

cheese and crackers got all muddy by ZMia December 13, 2008

holy cheese and crackers 

a really funny but dumb way to exclaim something

Batman: The Joker's getting away Robin!
Robin: Holy cheese and crackers Batman!

holy cheese and crackers by Ket August 25, 2005

Holy buckets of cheese and crackers 

What you would say instead of holy shit or a variation thereof.

"Look at that!"

"Holy buckets of cheese and crackers!"

Holy buckets of cheese and crackers by Gaarasgirl October 18, 2009

Crackers And Cheese

The dirt found under the foreskin of a man's penis is crackers and cheese. Especially when he is unwashed or unclean. An uncircumsised man.

I only date men who aren't crackers and cheese!

Crackers And Cheese by Dolce Coppola December 9, 2011