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candied slickins 

the natural lubricant that occurs in a vagina during sex, often expelled in varying quantities during different levels of stimulation.
guy 1: Did u see that girls squirt her love juice across the room?

guy 2: yeah, those candied slickins must have travelled at least 10 foot.
candied slickins by paddymac August 25, 2009

candied nuts

when traditional, woman on top sex occurs( facing each other) , the woman sits up straight perpendicular to your body while "riding" you. During males or womans climax the woman slightly defecates and rubs the mans scrotum "nuts" between her ass cheeks thus covering them in fecal matter(candy). "Candied Nuts"
Maggie candied my nuts so good last week I can still smell them. Wanna smell my candied nuts?
candied nuts by dirtymcgurty December 8, 2006

candied pics

the opposite of candid pictures.pics that have been edited/repaired/cropped/slightly changed.
Lukas:omg Stace looks real good in photos.
Tyra:Yea, whatever. Just in candied pics
candied pics by Mandy H. November 6, 2008

Candied Apple 

When you ejaculate on a sexual partner and immediately throw sugar on them. Only counts when the ejaculate is on the skin, if it is on hair it becomes CottonCandied. See definition for details.
My girl has a real craving for sweets, so I gave her a Candied Apple last night.
Candied Apple by Haze-isms February 15, 2013

candied bacon 

Bacon with icing sugar on it
candied bacon by TacobellGanstaz October 22, 2013

candied pig

When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth
Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*
candied pig by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017