oh no! our table! it's broken! 

what you say when you break the table. quite the sad event innit?

*breaks table*
"oh no! our table! it's broken!"

oh no! our table! it's broken! by kepagu November 18, 2021

Broken Dream's / B.K.D.'s 

Broken Dream's / BKD's:

Procured Sustainable Destiny / Destinies That Are Prolonged By Altered Realities Because Of Choices Made On Behalf Of Self...

Billy was a great pet he was humbled and so protective, his life changed because his owner never made it to his procure destiny and a life of true prosperity.... His Broken Dream's / B.K.D.'s happen because of uncontrollable altered realities!

Broken Dream's / B.K.D.'s by adreamdefered94 August 16, 2020

Oh no our table it’s broken 

Shatter shatter shatter

Oh no our table it’s broken!

Oh no our table it’s broken by Tick-tock Finatticz January 12, 2022

fix it till it's broke 

The act of 'improving' or 'upgrading' something that was working fine until it's worse off than it was before.

The layout on 4chan had been perfectly fine for years but I guess the new owner decided to fix it till it's broke

fix it till it's broke by HiLiter June 28, 2016

Pokin till it's broken 

When a guy has sex for so long that the only way to stop him is either the inability to get a hard on, or the literal snapping of his meat hammer.

Guy 1: "Damn, Jake's been in there with that girl for a looooong time."

Guy 2: "I know, 48 hours is ridiculous, he must be pokin till it's broken!"

Pokin till it's broken by xbassistdoodx June 16, 2011

Broker Joel Stuff 

/brōkər/jō(-ə)l/stəf/

1. The stuff and things that Gen Z new hires do, both at work and at home. May include anime subject matter or other absurd Gen Z activities.

Millenial: Hey Taylor (they/them), are you busy or can you jump in and help on this project?
Taylor (they/them): Sorry, Fam. Real busy doing Broker Joel Stuff - no cap, frfr, on god, your fit do be fye tho. I am WFH tomorrow, its a vibe - iykyk.
Millenial: What?

Broker Joel Stuff by Broker Things December 14, 2022

Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine 

When someone shits in your mouth and then you spit it on the shitter's chest.

This girl was in to some really kinky shit, she wanted a Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine.
Did you do it?
Of course.

Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine by DoctorPool October 18, 2018