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bristleback 

a fiesty, mean fat woman who yells at her kids and her husband/boyfriend and it all around pissed off at everything. Think of a mean pig out at gramps farm.
buddy1 "man, that woman across the street is a bitch"
buddy2 "watch out, she's a fiesty bristleback!"
bristleback by north_branch September 1, 2006

dick bristle 

short pubic stubble that scratchs your chin when you give head
OMG jen do you have a rash on your chin...!?!?!?

no girl... I was sucken the d and he had a dick bristle!!!
dick bristle by boogerjohnson April 30, 2014

Bristle Burn 

When somebody takes a snow brush, resembling a thick mustache, and continues by vigorously rubbing the bristles across the face of an unsuspecting bystander, thus burning their face.
Jim grabbed the snow brush from his car, walked into the bar and gave Boyle a mean bristle burn.
Bristle Burn by Gary Schaff July 21, 2019

bristle kiss 

When two (or more) toothbrushes are in the same cup and the bristles are touching.
"I'm going away this weekend. I really hope my roommate doesn't let our toothbrushes bristle kiss."
bristle kiss by librarianish August 12, 2019

Bristle Scrunchie 

A bristle scrunchie is the metal the separates a paint brushes bristles and the handle.
Aw man! I got paint all over the bristle scrunchie! It used to be shiny, but now, it’s covered in paint.
Bristolian Slang - Bristol pronounced in Bristolian as Brizzle.
bristle by RDF November 5, 2004