sliced bread

The benchmark against which all human endevour since is measured.

This home bread-making machine is the best thing since sliced bread!

by kid chameleon October 16, 2003

Sliced Bread

When you spread her legs and karate chop her pussy, so it looks like sliced bread

This bitch was kissing my dad so I gave her sliced bread

by ya boi lucky January 28, 2020

best thing since sliced bread

Idiot hyperbole. Best thing yet.

"His penis is the best thing since sliced bread!"

by PseudoSam November 17, 2013

Sliced Bread

It's a 'saying' to use when you're about to pee your pants and can't hold it any longer. Basically, a type of distraction to think of something totally different.

"I gotta pee so bad...I'm going to piss my pants" .... "Sliced Bread Sliced Bread"

"I'm not going to make it to the bathroom...shouldn't have had that last beer" ...."Sliced Bread Sliced Bread"

by ktone October 21, 2024

most exciting thing since sliced bread

This expression is used when a person does or tells you something you already know and thinks it is absolutely amazing.

Person 1: She got a hollywood wax for the first time.

Person 2: let me guess its the most exciting thing since sliced bread for her.

by sealion3 December 26, 2012

Finely Sliced French Bread

Another word for vagina

"Give me a piece of that finely sliced French bread"

by bigdilfdontdodat May 9, 2022

White Sliced piece of bread

A person who is bland, plain, or devoid of any character whatsoever.

John’s cousin is like a white sliced piece of bread; he’s fucking boring.

by anonymous March 2, 2022