bowel scowl 

The look on your face when you're trying to pinch out a rock hard log.

That kid in the stroller had a serious bowel scowl on his face; must've been dropping a week-old deuce.

bowel scowl by gaverino October 18, 2009

bowel shutdown 

This is when your bowels instinctively shutdown when you are preparing to go around a friends/family members house.

Don’t ask how it happens it just shuts down, i think it a mix of embracement and pure fear (fear of looking like an ass) that triggers a shutdown

It’s a rare talent and can only be possible for a few days (not for longer than 3 days max if you do you can totally fuck up your bowels)

This rare talent is especially good when you don’t want to take a shit, dump or poo (whatever you feel appropriate) around a family members house (especially when you have-not seen them for a long time, or when around a friend’s house who’s sister is hot and you don’t want to embarrass yourself by stinking out the bathroom.

Mark; my parents surprised me with going around my uncles house at the weekend, I have-not seen him in ages, I think I’ll have to do a bowel shutdown

Or

tom; I’m of around Tim’s house for a few day, and I really like his sister she is soooo hot, I’ll have to prepare for a bowel shutdown

bowel shutdown by moooooooooooooooooooooooooose December 23, 2010

Ethnic Bowel Syndrome 

A savage case of the shits brought on by consuming foods from another culture that the consumer's system is not prepared to handle.

My friend Mark won't try Indian food. He's afraid it'll give him Ethnic Bowel Syndrome.

Ethnic Bowel Syndrome by is this pseudonym also taken April 17, 2015

Bowel Shock 

A shit so terrible it requires both physical and emotional recovery

"I undercooked my dinner. My shits were so terrible I curled up in a ball afterwards and just stared at my lamp."

"Classic bowel shock... you want a hug?"

Bowel Shock by AtomicKoi December 1, 2021

bowel snakes 

constipated stool... that is painful to keep inside

i think my bowel snakes are bitin.. excuse me while i have some x lax brownies

bowel snakes by flower_soul May 2, 2006

Trump Bowel Syndrome 

Trump Bowel Syndrome (TBS) is a disorder that affects the large intestine. Victims of this disorder, upon seeing the president, are known to “lose their shit”.

Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes.

Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public.

These unfortunate events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex

(An area of the brain believed to be responsible for decision making, and moderating social behavior).

There is hope for the sufferer:

Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune.

The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe liberal propaganda. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.

Whats going on! Does that guy have rabies? No he has Trump Bowel Syndrome.

Trump Bowel Syndrome by Unpopular Truth April 21, 2020

gay bowel syndrome

When your butt hole quivers from being reamed too many times; a resulting symptom from having sex in the ass too many times; can happen to either sex.

Doctor states: "I'm afraid you have gay bowel syndrome. Your anus is quivering uncontrollably."

gay bowel syndrome by THE MOTHER June 11, 2006