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crab boating 

A crab-infested snatch that you go down on. Think twice about that hot girl next door. She may have a crunchy snack waiting for you.
Dude! Benny had to shave his beard after he went crab boating with Sarah!
crab boating by Little Arnie May 13, 2016

Swamp Boating 

When one person inserts his/her face between the butt cheeks of another person and vigorously shakes their head from side to side. Like motor boating, but in the ass.
I was hungry and she was horny. We were both satisfied after a hearty session of swamp boating.

sail boating 

the act of pressing you nose against a flat chested woman and just blowing
Did you motorboat sarah's friend last night? Nope, just went sail boating, there where no boobs!
sail boating by Touge_Drifter September 19, 2012

show boating 

The act of showing off, and or letting your ego roam free after you have done something extremely awesome.
After Peter made one touch down, he immediately started show boating.
show boating by Ivan. Person. September 30, 2007

Poke Boating 

A sexual act consisting of three or more lesbians mounted upon each other pleasuring as many oraphises as possible.
"I'd totally poke boat with them"
or
"Kit said he'd love to watch them poke boating"

Man Boating 

An action similar to motor boating (the sexual act), except the breasts are replaced with testacles.
Cool summer nights are the best for man boating. Low enough but not sweating.
Man Boating by Fojomojofojo June 25, 2014