blumpy 

(n.) One who gives a blumpkin; Heather Harkins.

Yo, that bitch is a straight up blumpy.

blumpy by Mooch February 13, 2005

blumpy 

When your socks seriously get wrinkled up inside of your shoe.

Mom my socks are blumpy.

blumpy by John OC December 8, 2006

blumpy 

Sitting on the toilet during felactio

So she came over....... we hung out and watched a movie...the whole time i wondered...WHEN AM I GONNA GET SOME FUCKING BLIMPY CAUSE I GOTS TO SHIT

blumpy by Shit Stache June 27, 2005

Blumpy 

V. To orally falate a male who is in the act of expelling solid waste

I walked into the bathroom and saw Lindsay giving Chris a blumpy! He's a legend!

Blumpy by Thefetis December 31, 2010

Blumpy 

a sexual act involving a man on the toilet taking a dump while being sucked off by another man.

"Hey big fella, I have to take a crap, want to go into the dunny with me and pleasure me with a blumpy?"

Blumpy by best demolisher July 3, 2008

Blumpy 

the kind of poop thats to big for your butt hole

i took the biggest blumpy , my ass hole is hurtin' real hard now

Blumpy by HELLOBLUMPY September 11, 2010

Blumpy 

A surface that is lumpy and bumpy

My skin is very blumpy

Blumpy by Aliesha Rowe February 26, 2008