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also, at bluegrass we have mad wild sex
place where they play bluegrass music which no one pays attention to , and instead gets drunk, high, and has sex.

BLUEGRASS BLAST 

When a man is receiving a blowjob, and his partner accidentally farts in their face.
My old lady was smoking my pole, when I accidentally gave her a BLUEGRASS BLAST, and she kept smoking it. WHAT A TROOPER!!!
BLUEGRASS BLAST by Tony Mc January 2, 2009

Bluegrass Hotdog 

Whilst at work, typically in the bourbon industry a Bluegrass Hotdog is when a man unbeknownst to him will be sexually assaulted in a break room while on break. Typically the act involves one man sticking his erect penis into another mans butt. Not anal sex per se, the aggressor uses the crease of the butt cheeks and glides up and down said crease in an act of masturbation resembling a hot dog in a bun. When the act is finished a “relish” is created and the perpetuator usually in some form yells BLUEGRASS HOTDOG, GETCHYA BLUEGRASS HOTDOGS HERE!
Tom: “god my butt is killing me.”
Lin: “what on earth, why?!?”
Tom: “well I thought I was going to have a nice peaceful lunch break, and Rory came in and gave me a bluegrass hotdog.”

Bluegrass Bougie

adj; Southern, grassroots, bouginess.

See also: drinking mimosas from Mason Jars, indie Nashville band beer coozies, taking pictures by the Nashville mural.
"Were you at the (insert indie Nashville country singer's) living room tour?" asked Caroline at brunch.
"Yeah, everyone there was so bluegrass bougie."

Bluegrass Barn 

A place to go and enjoy the sight of skanks, whores, and other beast telling stories about one of their baby's daddy's trailor blowing away in a tornado. Random outbreaks of verbal violence can be expected from Koe.
Welcome to the Bluegrass Barn! Where we put the FU back in Fun.

Bluegrass Snatch 

The name for a Kentucky woman's vagina of superior quality.
On Vacation: "Hey fellas, do you want some of this Bluegrass Snatch?"