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blow off 

a very lame term for a break up.
a completely irritating phrase thatimmature losers use when they believe they have found a girl they like, and they girl thinks that they might possibly be cool, but later realize the guy is an obsessive retard and no longer wants to get to know the guy. the guy in the situation then gets very upset and angry and uses the phrase repeatedly following the rightful disinterest of the girl, and often times pissing her off. *note: used in various tenses: blown off, blew off, blow off
1. "you totally blew me off the other night."
2. "i am a loser that always gets blown off every time, so dont blow me off too because i cant take it... if you do i shall never date again because i am an obsessive freak"
3. "after she dumped me she totally blew me off and never wanted to hang out like we used to"

girls possible reaction:
"stop saying that you loser! its not my fault i dont like you, go away creep!"
blow off by somegirly May 1, 2005

BLOW OFF 

CUTTING AGENT MIXED IN WITH METH.
CUT
THE SHIT YOU HAVE TO BLOW OFF BEFORE YOU SMOKE THE GOOD STUFF.
DOES IT HAVE ALOT OF BLOW OFF?
THAT SHIT HAS ALOT OF BLOW OFF?
NO BLOW OFF!!
BLOW OFF by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009

Blow off 

P1: Hey, did you see this text from Brandy? She said she got arrested for offering to blow off a cop.
P2: Damn, that's wild!
Blow off by Johnny Bog October 20, 2018

Blow off 

To perform oral sex to another person. Mostly likely to define commiting the act to a man.
Bro, Sofie just blew me off last night, she is an animal in bed.

Tammy is going to blow off Jack tomorrow, he's so lucky so much.
Blow off by BoofAsher420 January 17, 2019

Blow Off Class 

A class in which a student takes, knowning that they won't have to do any work and still pass with a good grade; basically an easy period that demands little work
Person A: "Dude, you have to take biology with me next year!"

Person B: "Nah, I'd rather take creative writing. It's a blow off class, and I need the free time."

Blow off steam 

He went to the party to blow off steam after failing the exam.
Blow off steam by VacuumOfDeath December 13, 2008