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bil kulin 

A lame attempt at trolling. It's a spelling used to make fun of the late Bill Cullen, host of many great game shows. Appeared on alt.tv.game-shows and many other newsgroups on Usenet.
wy did bil kulin wok funi? did he wunt tu b a klown? he shuda wor a klown nos tu.
bil kulin by Johnissoevil March 19, 2004

Bil Mil's Law 

As of January 1st, 2005...
Bil Mil instated a new policy, and I quote:
"Alright... thats it, from now on, no dick kicking, no dick punching, no dick slapping, NO DICK ANYTHING!"

Doing any of the above will result in a call to Bil Mil and you will suffer the forthcoming consequences.
<Danny Mil> You better get outta here or I'm gonna kick you in the dong.

<DK> Do I have to recite "Bil Mil's Law"?

<Danny Mil> Aww Gheez
Bil Mil's Law by Grill April 3, 2005
Someone who loves to sniff from their own bill but cannot recognise they're own poor qualities
Politicians are right bil-dogs aren't they
Bil-dog by Curry Packer November 4, 2020

Spring bil snö penna 

Do not say out loud in English, especially not if you're in Sweden. Doing so can lead to prison, or worse. Those who have tried have later disappeared, without any trace.
"Bror säg spring bil snö penna på engelska"
"Okej bror, Run car snow pen"
"Bror du är en bög"

Ejja ha nsawtek bil hanzir! 

An over enthusiastic pick up line often used to natives of Malta. The meaning being, "Good morning Madam, I wonder if you could perhaps kindly allow me to gently spank you with ever so meaty pig that lies in my trousers."
Man, "Ejja ha nsawtek bil hanzir!"

Man, "I was like Ejja ha nsawtek bil hanzir!"

Man, "Ejja ha nsawtek bil hanzir Mari!"
Woman, "But my name is Elizabeth"
Man, 'Thats what I said"

Man, "Il birah hadt bazz sawwat wahda bil hanzir all night long"
His Mum, *scream* "What have I raised!!??"
*His dad gives him a tap on the shoulder and gives him some house wine that he made*

Kate, "Heard you were with Jake last night, did he like sawwtek bil hanzir?"
Mary, "You are such a perv kate!"
Kate, "Come on you could at least tell us!"
Mary, *snigger* "Well yes we did it... and the funny thing is that he used that pick up line"
*pause*
Elizabeth, "You are sick"

Gayerest For Bil 

Gayerest For Bil means you’re gay but Billie Eilish makes you gayerest
“you make me gay but im gayerest for bil”