bartard 

One who acts like a tard at a bar

Jeff got really drunk at phil's on Saturday and started dancing like a bartard

bartard by BartardedOne November 26, 2005

bartard 

Someone who only ever wants to go to the bar, that is all they can ever think of to do.

John is such a bartard, he's trying to organize another happy hour even though no one came to the last one.

bartard by Ryanonymous November 30, 2006

Bartard 

(noun, male, singular) a misspelling of ‘bastard’

a simp who believes women find him irresistible
waste on time

That Sanele character, massive bartard if i do say so myself

Bartard by Bayst God January 22, 2020

bartard 

when ur asshole turns blue/purple due to drug usage

"bro lemme see ur bartard"
"nah bro im off the xans"

bartard by lamerbbq February 3, 2019

bartard 

when someones asshole turns blue/purple as a result of drug use

"bro lemme see ur bartard"
"nah bro I quit the xans"

bartard by lamerbbq February 3, 2019

bartard 

a retard who is always at the bar

That guy is always 17 beers deep. He is a bartard.

bartard by bartardbabe April 30, 2021

Bartard 

A simple man with a simple foot fetish.

I once went to a shoe store and found a wild Bartard.

Bartard by StinkyPopcorn September 13, 2022