Liquid Bandaid 

The application of semen over a minor cut or scrape. When allowed to dry properly, it will stop the bleeding, reduce the pain and help to create the optimal environment of healing for the wound.

Last night, it got a little rough. She cut her forehead open on some of the broken glass on the floor. Out of concern, he flipped her over, held her down and applied the liquid bandaid. Five minutes later, after the bandage had set, her wound was safe from infection- so he let her go.

Liquid Bandaid by k-12 December 6, 2006

Texan Bandaid 

A synonym for super glue.

This frickin' seat cover keeps ripping further. Time for a Texan Bandaid.

Dude, this hangnail is killing me. "Put a Texan Bandage on it."

Texan Bandaid by Battle Chief January 23, 2015

bandaid 

n.
1. a girl, who, like a groupie, hangs out with a certain group of rock stars. however, unlike a groupie she's "there for the music" and is a true inspiration to rock and roll. she also supposedly refuses to sleep with rock stars and claims that groupies only do so to be near someone famous. penny lane from the movie almost famous is the quintessential bandaid.
2. in metaphorical terms, a girl who hangs out with a certain fraternity. unlike fraternity groupies, whom the brothers tend to loathe, she does not sleep with the brothers, aka, the rock stars. she has been known to, on occasion, give a boy a blow job. she is an inspiration to the brothers, and when she is not around, her presence is missed, for she is quite a precious asset to the boys.

girl 1: my name is polexia aphrodesia, but you can call me polly. so, penny, how's it going?
girl 2: well, i've got my eye on that hot drummer over there. what about you?
girl 1: there's a fratastic guitarist up on the stage that i'd just love to go home with tonight. but i'll behave...as always...

bandaid by callmemadame February 12, 2005

bandaid girlfriend 

When a guy gets a girl friend for the sake of it because they think it will change there behaviour

"I can't control my own shit I need help settling down." "I need a bandaid girlfriend"

bandaid girlfriend by Dane Tito March 9, 2015

Sprinkling the bandaid 

This is a term coined from the world of blunt rolling. It is only applied however when you have a blunt that has a leaf attached. After you roll the blunt you put a layer of weed on top of the leaf then wrap it around the blunt. The term bandaid comes as a nickname for the leaf.

Yo why is he wasting weed?
He's not man he's just sprinkling the bandaid

Sprinkling the bandaid by C-Beezy-618 October 2, 2010

Big Baby's Boo Boo Bandaid 

Mipha's Grace from Zelda Botw :)

Gosh dang it! I used my Big Baby's Boo Boo Bandaid fighting a friggin red hinox! A RED HINOX!

Big Baby's Boo Boo Bandaid by Jeremiathois June 12, 2020

putting bandaids on bullet wounds

1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.

Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

putting bandaids on bullet wounds by blckexec January 24, 2015