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baby shit brown

Means the same as the phrase baby poop brown.
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby shit brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby shit brown.
{From a website that has these phoney bologna fake "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

Parked on the street are a 1986 Honda Accord sporting a dull baby shit brown paint finish (the doors are locked but the keys are still in the ignition) and (again with the keys already in the ignition) a 2014 Kia Soul with a custom lime green paint job.
baby shit brown by Telephony October 26, 2013
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brown baby boy 

when you take a shit so big that it looks like a young child.
your dog jus left a brown baby boy on my front porch.
brown baby boy by damond August 11, 2004

I just had a brown baby boy 

When you take a duke and the poop is so large that it looks like you had a baby boy

brown baby boy 

I just gave birth to a "Brown Baby Boy".
brown baby boy by BlueOyster April 29, 2003

brown baby 

to take a shit; used derrogatorily to say that african american babies are in direct relation to human fecal matter
"Hold on man i gotta go make me some brown babies..."
(later)
"Daaaamn you shoulda seen the size of those brown babies i just dropped off at the pool"
brown baby by C January 3, 2004

baby shit brown

A colour that is inexplicably the shade of a baby's fresh-laid shitstain. Not quite milk-chocolate brown, but light greyish brown with an iridescent tinge of green. The BIC lighter you never want to have.
I went to sit on Andy's bed and saw skidmarks that were baby shit brown.
baby shit brown by pHarmer51 July 16, 2010

Brown Baby 

(n) a Shit taken by a woman that is pushed through the vaginal tract and plops into the toilet.
Francesca pushed out a brown baby through her sandy vagina

Gaby was surprised to push out a brown baby after thinking she was 9 months pregnant.
Brown Baby by BlackPhantom December 25, 2011