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E-bowl-athon 

1. n. A charity event combing America's love for bowling and generous spirit designed to raise funds for and awareness of the deadly ebola virus.
Donnie: Dude, I totally rolled a perfect game at the e-bowl-athon last night.
Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
E-bowl-athon by Doc Guitar November 2, 2014

bore-athon 

Staff meetings are supposed to last one hour and stick to an agenda, but the manager lets certain people go off on tangents, and we end up stuck there for an hour and a half. That's why we call them "bore-athons."
bore-athon by Jiffer June 3, 2011

nightmare-athon

A never-ending time of terrible experiences. Combination of nightmare and marathon. It feels like a recurring bad dream.
I lost everything and almost died. Coviid-19 has been a nightmare-athon.

Jon-Athon 

The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.
I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrivedI have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.
Jon-Athon by Renewables July 5, 2022

Mr. Grab-a-bitch-athon 

A man typically chasing after love so many times only to get dumped or cheated on but still continues to choose a wrong woman that don't really care about him.

Usually shallow and often tries more hard getting to know a person and infatuate himself thinking he's in love / loving the person rather than spending most his time trying to look for more important things in life. Something that 95% of most love singers and fanfic writers end up from.
Lou: Why does he keep jumping woman to woman just to feel happy even though they keep rejecting him many times already, is it that he likes to be hurt or what?

Jones: He certainly is a Mr. Grab-a-bitch-athon than he is a playboy or a stud, that's for sure.

Unbalanced Anthony 

A unfair, lopsided, or ludicrous offer.
The hooker said it’s $50 for a blowjob.

“I said you can keep that Unbalanced Anthony shit. You only got half your teeth - I’ll give you $10.”
Unbalanced Anthony by McBackup November 2, 2022