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Stay at Home Martyr 

A. One who chooses to stay home and do "the most important job in the world" (caring for children) full time through a gross deposit of entitlement with no means of income of their own. B. One who feels and expresses to others that their role as a non-working parent makes them the most vital function in a family unit and possibly even the world. C. One's ex-wife.
"Ron told me the other day that I will need to get a job when the alimony ends next year. Obviously he doesn't appreciate that I do the most important job in the world. He deserves to pay me 2/3rds of his paycheck and continue to support all my wants and needs even though I wanted the divorce."

"I take on so much more than anyone could imagine. I couldn't possibly get a job - that would be selfish. I would not be able to volunteer at the church or bake cookies for my son's class. I would never have "me time" - naps, tanning, pedis, manis, botox - I need those things to stay sane and be a good mother. Nobody values Stay at Home Martyrs - our jobs are 24-7."
Stay at Home Martyr by Tululah July 25, 2009
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Sippin at Home

When one is consuming an alcoholic beverage in their rightfully owned dwelling, or some other intoxicating substance such as I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

A phrase that generally refers to a person content in their life who enjoys quiet tranquility to loud and obnoxious parties.
Friend: "let's go out to the club!"
Me: "nah man I'm sippin at home"
Sippin at Home by SipAtHomeNigga February 8, 2019

Share at Home Mom 

The life-blood of 21st century social media, yet the bane of any respectable social media user.

Share at home moms represent the 1% of the internet that actually click the buttons that Facebook, Twitter and Youtube want you to click. They are the compulsive sharers, likers and awkward commenters on your favorite social media sites that degrade and corrupt our walls, news feeds and carefully planned social media presence.

Unlike the regular, hard-working, barely employed, Gen-Y internet users that represent today's 99%, the share at home moms are so rich with internet access and social media usage that they bring down the social (media) fabric we have worked so hard to create.
Remember that time you tried to post something really cool or funny on your Facebook page, then your mom or your friend's mom swooped in with a cheesy comment that essentially ruined what you were trying to do?

Share at Home Mom.

Every wonder why brands like Clorox Bleach and Tide detergent have so many followers? Why would somebody click "like" on these boring company pages?

Share at Home Mom.

Inundated with agonizingly cheesy chain emails urging you to forward some idiotic story to all your friends?

Share at Home Mom.
Share at Home Mom by Pelowtz November 30, 2011

Stay the fuck at home 

1. Avoid getting the Covid-19 Corona virus
2. Avoid spreading the Covid-19 Corona virus
The best advice I can give you is to stay the fuck at home.

stay at home mom 

A mother that stays at her home during the day. Unemployed, usually with the husband supporting the family.

The main reason for being a stay-at-home mom is to raise children better.

see also: soccer mom.
Brent's mom is a stay at home mom, she makes awesome cookies for us sometimes!
stay at home mom by keith April 7, 2004

Stay at Home Mom Bomb

A popular shot taken by stay at home mothers and cougars to get through the day/night. The shot includes a handful of Vicodin or Percoset washed down by a cannonball chug of Chardonnay or other boxed wine varietals.
April always wondered what her mother did all day. Until she came home early from school to find her mother and a full set of cougars taking Stay At Home Mom Bombs in the living room.

stay at home 

When the Governor of Cali orders you to stay at home during COVID-19, so you are forced to do nothing and it is everything you ever hoped it would be.
The Governor issued a stay at home order, so now I have an excuse to sit on the couch with Ben, Jerry and watch Netflix and chill with my dog while maintaining a steady buzz thanks to legal cannabis!
stay at home by GlazeHer March 27, 2020