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bag of smashed asses 

some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.
Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.
bag of smashed asses by Zizzle January 4, 2007

sucks many asses

when something is so horrendous that it not only sucks one ass, it sucks multiple asses.
The U.S. foreign policy, particularly under the current administration, sucks many asses.
sucks many asses by truck May 15, 2005

[a sack a dead asses]

The act of which something smells like a mixture between
a graveyard with every grave open and five broken toilets used by dierrea victims.
His garbage can smelled like a sack a dead asses.
[a sack a dead asses] by k12 October 12, 2006

Sniffing asses day

On may 19 is where we sniff someone’s Ass
Hey bro let me sniff your ass
No
It’s sniffing asses day
Ugh fine
*sniffs*

stank asses

hoes with no mother fuckin' purpose they jus wanna fuck a nigga and go on kinda like crack feens dat fuck ya jus ta get some rock dey fuck cuz dey hoes dat love rappers
yo maaaaaaaan i aint had none in weeks lets go get some stank asses
stank asses by Yung20 September 24, 2006

Shimmying their asses off

When a massive event is happening and you don’t have just the fear of missing out (FOMO); you’re literally missing out.
1. My friends are shimmying their asses off at that huge party while I'm fucking grounded after I falsely accused of that dumb fight at school!
2. They're shimmying their asses off at the Super Bowl in NOLA when I'm stuck at home and forced to pirate the game.