assed 

When someone gets anally raped.

Little Mark got assed by M J last night!

assed by you July 22, 2004

assed 

Cashed, or depleted, typically in reference to marijuana.

This bowl is assed, man.

assed by KorbenD February 28, 2005

Assed 

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verb


1. abbreviation of assassinated.

2. is the targeted murder of a high-profile person

Julius Caesar got assed!

Assed by Hovey January 22, 2009

ASSed 

Audibly Snorted in Silence; when you laugh out loud in a quiet place where you shouldn’t laugh out loud

Person 1: I ASSed so hard in the library when you sent me that meme haha
Person 2: Lmao nice

ASSed by Carwreck-Horse February 10, 2019

assed 

killed, defeated, or embarassed

I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.

assed by Big Steve September 4, 2003

assed 

quds’ unique way of saying asked

I assed my teacher for his peepee size

assed by bigpeepeepoopooenergy December 19, 2018

assed 

when someone takes their as, spreads their cheeks apart, and places them on another person's body part, or parts. Often can be used to humiliate someone publically, or analy.

"You Got Assed!" Cried zacha fter he put his bare ass on kit fisto's leg

assed by Mr. Fields June 15, 2005