Assmuppet 

A auipped remark one makes in jest to a friend after they commit some foolish action.

In jest, Lysander dubbed Bob an assmuppet for his clumsiness which rendered him on his rear when he walked blindly into a pole.

Assmuppet by MaliceBliss November 7, 2003

assmuppet 

person of unintelligent or blundering character.

Which of you assmuppets was trying to get ITP off of Mully?

assmuppet by Morphy <3 August 18, 2003

Asspuppet 

Some one who talks all kinds of shit thru their ass almost as if strings were attached to their turd cutter

Brian,the shit talking pickle puffer he is,was being a freaking asspuppet when he tried denying his true love for the shim

Asspuppet by Rob(pcm at the shore) January 18, 2003