good old fashioned country ass whooping 

To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.

Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.

In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.

good old fashioned country ass whooping by I love Liepaja November 10, 2010

Syllabatic Ass Whooping 

A major spank down on your uncooperative kid where every word muttered by the parent (the spanker) is accompanied with a spank to the ass coresponding to the number of syllabils in the word just muttered to the kid (the spankee).

A Syllabatic Ass Whooping done to the sentence "Listen to me. You don't touch the toy at dinner."

(with a Syllabatic Ass Whooping, it looks like this:)

Lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). You (insert spank) don't (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).

Syllabatic Ass Whooping by bmwgnome June 6, 2010

Extreme ass whooping 

Something you didn't get as a kid, it's not like a slap.

Soldier boy thought he was gonna get slapped over a bike, instead turkey didn't hold back on an extreme ass whooping. Enjoy soldier boy.

Extreme ass whooping by Solid Mantis October 6, 2017

Psych ass whooping

A psychological ass whooping, if there is such a thing.

The boy said he was psychologically tired of getting a psych ass whooping, if that was somehow possible. His mother told him that it would be okay and that it would pass if he took a nap.

Psych ass whooping by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019

Theological Ass-Whooping

When using a deity of a religion,(i.e. God, Allah, Satan) to ones own purpose, mostly to strike fear into the hearts of individuals and to make them do what they believe is right. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Example 1: Jonathan Edwards "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" is such a theological ass-whooping, that one feels that if they do not conform to what he preaches, most likely, they will burn in hell.

Example 2: Thomas Jefferson stated, in the Decleration of Independance, that it is a God given right to fight against tyrannts. Nowhere in the bible does it say this.

Theological Ass-Whooping by The Original Other September 22, 2009

Verbal Ass Whooping 

An ass whooping administered by ones mouth. Verbally putting someone in their place in an intelligent manner and doing so in such a way that the person on the receiving end is unable to recover. In some cases the receiver begins to re-evaluate all their choices in life.

In some cases these ass whoopings are so intense that the receiver may contact the administrator and thank them for changing their life.

"Wow! Did you hear the verbal ass whooping Christiana put on John? He was completely beside himself after."

Verbal Ass Whooping by MsOb June 23, 2016

Christian ass whooping 

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water

“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday”
“Lmao rip you”

Christian ass whooping by Santa 🎅 November 19, 2018