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aspinall by Alain Squitieri June 10, 2008
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dick assing around
One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.
One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke
One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.
A more colorful term for a dipshit.
One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke
One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.
A more colorful term for a dipshit.
It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.
Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.
Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.
dick assing around by meijer2000 November 19, 2009
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Asking for a friend
Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.
Asking for a friend by ZenB22 November 2, 2018
Asoingboing
Preston: I really want to have sex with Spider-Man and get that spidussy.
Mark: What the FUCK. That's an asoingboing.
Mark: What the FUCK. That's an asoingboing.
Asoingboing by Asoing22 December 19, 2021
half assing
half assing by kalina ontriguez March 21, 2010
Cockballs Assington
Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.
Cockballs Assington by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011