apple day 

To wakeup so hungover in albany that when you see a congregation of pumpkin fuckers bobbing for apples under a tree on a rainy sunday dusk, your first thought isnt that its earthday or labor day or whatever the fuck holiday people decide to worship trees and apples. Instead you scream out in a loud mickey mouse type tone "happy apple day" to every person you see on the way back to your room/wendy's.

I almost flabbergasted when i found out it was appleday... happy apple day, happy apple day, happy apple day...

apple day by casedilla2 March 14, 2010

Apple Dumpling

An apple dumpling is performed for neither pain nor pleasure, but rather a sexual conquest that few have mastered. One must plan to perform the apple dumpling in advance in order to obtain enough nut butter for the ease of entry. The act of performing an apple dumpling involves introducing either , BUT ONLY ONE, testicle into an eager and accepting butt hole. If the proper prep is involved, it should "pop" right in. The final, some would say most important, step to ask your partner to produce enough pressure in the anal canal so that the testicle will shoot out.

Connor, a fertile sexual savant at the ripe age of 19, describes his first experience with the apple dumpling as, "Man, just the feeling of my testicle in a warm, tight, shitty, butt hole and then to suddenly have an angel shoot my ball back into reality was the last thing I expected when going to chat with Professor Ms. Kathy about my English 101 paper"

Apple Dumpling by BathroomPubicBandit May 15, 2016

Apple dick 

A person who exclusively uses Apple products and sneers on those who use Microsoft or other software and devices.

Ryan is an Apple dick because he thinks people who don't use Macs are not as smart.

Apple dick by whatshisface2521411 January 27, 2010

Niggarigg Apple Dumpling 

Applesauce is placed on a hamburger bun. The bun and applesauce are microwaved for thirty seconds.

Baking takes too long, so I'll just make a niggarigg apple dumpling.

Niggarigg Apple Dumpling by Phatpeni5 October 17, 2012

apple dunking 

The act of placing one's testicles upon the face of another. Synonymous with "teabagging."

The space marine humiliated his in-game opponent via celebratory apple dunking.

apple dunking by aghunter September 11, 2012

Apple Drop 

When you go into someone's room and poop on their floor.

Damn, Danny just apple dropped Palgnari's room.

Apple Drop by hax0red_my_maracas May 10, 2006

green apple dirties 

Diarrhea and/or amoebic gut infection sufferred by foot soldiers serving in Europe in WWII.

Dad complained that hen he was captured by the Germans, he had the green apple dirties until he was liberated.

green apple dirties by Rveil June 11, 2006