AmbiDirkstrous

This is Dirk Nowitzki's new nickname. He's the only person to ever win games in the NBA finals with his left hand and his right hand.

The Miami Heat didn't know which way he was going, because Dirk went ambiDirkstrous on them.

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Ambidickstrous

When a man has the ability to masturbate with either hand.

My right arm is in a cast but it's okay I'm ambidickstrous.

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When a person can give hand-jobs with either hand proficiently; simultaneously or individually. Bi-talented, skilled with either hand.

Mandi is Ambidickstrous. she got us both off simultaneously! cheers!

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(of a person) able to use the right and left hands equally well to jerk off the penis

What do you mean you use your right hand to jack off? I've been ambidickstrokeous my whole life.

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The ability for a man to have his penis hang indiscriminately to the left or right.

"Which way does it hang?"
"Either way, I'm ambidickstrous"

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The ability to masturbate using the right or left hand equally well.

I broke my right hand, but there is nothing to worry about because I'm Ambidicktrous.

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The ability for a guy to wank with both hands.

"Which hand do you wank with?"

"Either, babe. I'm ambidickstrous."

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