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peroxide abuser 

A person who is fake and insecure, has dyed hair, plastic finger nails, way too much make-up, talks too much, uneducated with no regard for the world. Spends lots of money but doesn't earn enough on their own. No sense of style. Chews and pops gum because it's the only way to get attention.
That peroxide abuser thinks the whole world revolves around them. Why can't they learn to build up their self esteem in a useful and creative way?
peroxide abuser by Sharp Ed June 2, 2002

Animal abuser 

A disgusting piece of breathing scum that should be wiped off the face of the planet in the most brutal way fucking possible for even daring to hurt the adorable floofs that god has blessed us with. All animal abusers should die a slow painful death of starvation then suffer for all enternity in the fiery painful pits of hell.
animal abuser: yeah, I hurt my dog yesterday for trying to love me
Awesome person: *beats the shit out of scumbag

user and abuser 

Someone who is a user and abuser or User/abuser is a person who will use another person, usually in asking favors or special treatment, then purposely or even inadvertently abusing the relationship and thinking they are in the right. Often attributed to drug addicts and alcoholics yet can be a character trait of nearly anyone.

A person who befriends you and begins to ask you for things, like a ride, a cigarette, a couple of dollars etc.
Then one time they ask you for a favor and you cannot follow through because you don't have the time or resources and they belittle you, or get angry at you.
Other kinds of user-abusers will stretch their "Friendship" with you by asking more and more of you until you realize that they are truly abusing the relationship
PETE: "Here comes Fred, he's a friend of mine, we can get a cigarette from him. He's always got cigarettes".
"Hey Fred how about a smoke for me and my pal"?

FRED; "Sorry Pete, I only have a few left"

PETE: "Ohhh, mann, come-on, what about your buds man, we need a smoke man"?

FRED: "Nope, sorry man, that's the way it is now don't be a "user and abuser"

PETE: "Oh, see how you are man, I'm not a "User/abuser", and I told my pal here that you were my friend. We're outa here man"!
user and abuser by SteamTrooper September 15, 2013

haha abuser

Similar to a lol abuser, a haha abuser is one who destroys the meaning of haha by using it every sentence to the point of making the conversation a joke.

If "lol" is crack, "haha" is heroine.
friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me :(
haha abuser: haha why?

haha abuser: haha sup?
friend: why do you laugh at me before the conversation has even started
haha abuser: i cant stop haha

haha abuser1: haha
haha abuser2: haha
haha abuser1: haha
haha abuser2: haha
...
*haha abuser1 dies from exhaustion*
haha abuser2: haha
haha abuser by supulton March 30, 2009

sample abuser 

Customer that holds up the line at an ice cream shop by repeatedly asking for free samples because he/she cannot decide what to order. This person is oblivious to the fact that there is only one employee behind the counter who is becoming as annoyed as the people in line.
Person 1: What took you so long at Baskin-Robbins? It doesn't look very busy in there.

Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!
sample abuser by boratfan1 October 18, 2010

highlighter abuser 

Term for a student who tends to highlight almost every part of an academic text he/she is reading, thus defeating the purpose of highlighting in the first place. Typically people who are attentive students but can't grasp the actual significance of what they're reading.
Tim was ashamed to find Janie had indiscriminately highlighted virtually every sentence in her packet about Kafka. It all made so much sense now. She was a highlighter abuser.