make a phone call to John Wayne

This is a more inside way of saying you have to drop a deuce (take a crap), it works really well in an office setting so that you may let your close, personal co-workers know where you are going without letting everyone else know. This is derived from John Wayne's nickname being "The Duke", and can be shortened by simply saying "I have to make a phone call", or added to by saying "man John Wayne has been calling me all day."

"I'll be right back I have to make a phone call to John Wayne."

"I'll call you right back John Wayne is calling me on my other line."

make a phone call to John Wayne by the crab show July 8, 2009

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a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne

Noun
Definition: a box of condoms

ay man i gotta go my girl want me to come over and i aint got nothin. so ima go buy me a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne

a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne by shay shay baby April 12, 2008

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A Warney

A sexually suggestive text message, usually used when flirting with the opposite sex. Named after the dirty texting king Shane Warne.

*beep beep, beep beep*
Dave: That a Warney?
Scott: Yeah, it’s Danielle asking what I’m up to later.
Dave: Thank ya mumma!

John: Mate, you have to get off the phone! You on the Warney’s or something?!
Angus: Yeah mate. Trying to tee up Rodney’s wife

A Warney by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

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Pulling a Wagner

1. Extremely theatrical drumming, e.g., making really dramatic faces while bringing the drumsticks up higher than they need to accurately hit the drums.

2. Masturbation.

Did you see that guy on stage? He was really pulling a wagner.

Pulling a Wagner by two dudes and one dudette. May 21, 2009