A scroller 

When someone sends you a text so long that you have to scroll down to read it

Blake: dude she just sent me a scroller about how much she loves me. And I'm like, bitch I thought we were friends!

Jake: sounds like you need to pull the plug

A scroller by Swankysteve October 15, 2013

Black berry with a side scroll 

Sell that mf to any rapper I know

Drake wants to Black berry with a side scroll

Black berry with a side scroll by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 18, 2025

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram 

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019

Strolling for a Dove 

According to youtubes, Jiggabojones, this means you are looking for a $20.00 bag of crack.

The crackhead was strolling for a dove last night.

Strolling for a Dove by bojacksonfreak1 December 28, 2009

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled 

orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".

It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.

Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 13, 2011

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

A meme originating from Basilmarket created by a poster named 1evenstar. The meme started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. After posting the response "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled", it was copied and pasted for the next 10 pages.

TS: Is this glitter glove worth it?
Reply: Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled. by Fireboy2325 January 13, 2011

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something

otherwise known as bad ascii art

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something... and if you don't forward it to 5 friends, you'll have bad luck

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something by big2na June 15, 2011